"Don't be stupid."
Zion is the exemplification of a boring office drone. He goes to work, performs his job perfectly (filing! woot!), and goes home. The only thing out of the ordinary he indulges in is a bit of gadgetry, in a nod to his family’s sheer skill with electronics. It’s the only part of his family he still holds on to, since he’s rejected the rest of the Finchers years ago for being too damn weird.